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My Saturday Plans

15 Sep
Obi Haan Kenobi grout kit

The great Obi Haan Kenobi sent me some gear to prepare for the arrival of Ma Jaracz.

 

(sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

 

You better not shout

You better clean up

You better scrub grout

And wash all of those cups

Ma Jaracz is coming to town

 

She’ll walk through the house

To tell if it looks nice

Though she can’t really see

She’ll know if there are mice

Ma Jaracz is coming to town

 

She sees the books are dusty

She knows you don’t wash walls

She’ll run her finger over the shelf

And she’ll really be appalled

 

You better not shout

You better clean up

You better scrub grout

And wash all of those cups

Ma Jaracz is coming to town

It’s Blizzardelic!

27 Jan

Well, the Blizzard of 2015 is here, and I thought it appropriate to put together a little parody.

Sung to the tune of “Riders on the Storm” by The Doors, it’s “Riding out the Storm.” Enjoy!

 

Riding out the storm

Riding out the storm

Into this house we’ll stay

Hunkered down no other way

Watch the inches pile up

Got two feet before we sup

Riding out the storm

 

There’s a snowbank on my street

I will climb it with my feet

It’s at least ten feet tall

In an hour that will be small

At the top you’ll crown me king

Lousy wind, can’t hear me sing

Snowbank on my street, yeah

 

Girl, you gotta shovel now

Girl, you gotta shovel now

I know you’ve got no plow

So you gotta shovel now

Else the piles will be too deep

And the postman he will weep

Gotta shovel now, yeah

 

Riding out the storm

Riding out the storm

Into this house we’ll stay

Hunkered down no other way

Watch the inches pile up

Got two feet before we sup

Riding out the storm

 

Riding out the storm

Riding out the storm

Riding out the storm

Riding out the storm

Riding out the storm

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